Post by VampireSoul on Oct 10, 2008 16:58:39 GMT -8
Chain Story
Once upon a time…
Emo Unicorns ruled the land, and 1 group of friend was destined to either defeat or join them. gothnpink decided to rule over them and all of the emo world including Gotham City...
gothnpink* (Emo Unicorns R awesome! “hint, hint” Gotham City-Batman)
On the other side of Gotham City vampires decided to try and rule the west of Gotham City…
vampiregirl*(bat)
So the Emo Unicorns went all emo on The Joker. Soon Batman and the Emo Unicorns became friends and the headlines read:
Batman goes Green
“Save the Emo Unicorns”, he proclaimed…
pepsicola*
“Hello, are you crazy KILL the Emo Unicorns they are evil!” The vampire’s leader, Jenny, spoke angrily…
vampiregirl*(bat)
…and then Batman used his magical bat powers to call SANTA CLAUSE, who gave the vampires happy gifts so that they all died of happiness! The Emo Unicorns decided to become Magical Emo Reindeer to thank SANTA CLAUSE...
gothnpink*
Then they(Emo Unicorn parents) had a ****, who was an Emo Dragon, who couldn’t fly and barfed a lot. Soon the (Emo) Dragon fell asleep and in his dream he saw an Emo Chicken. (he loved being Emo)…
pepsicola*(->)
He(Emo Dragon) saw the emo chicken and got so hungry that he decided to make emo pot pie , but then he forgot the chicken fat and lost his mind. He cried himself to sleep that night…
short n funny looking
The next day he(Batman/stickman) got a letter telling him to kill a person of every race, so he got on his stick bike and just started killing people that he didn’t know. Then he just got mini-nuked.
BOOM…
big guy (stickman gets hit by mini-nuke/ stickman kills stickman with stick knife)
On the other side of the world Russia interpreted the mini-nukes as a threat to Russian supremacy, and began nuking Gotham City until it was replaced by smithereens. Then Russian bombers dropped about 55tons of Napalm on Gotham City but as the Russians discovered more survivors they sent killer man eating butterflies and tomatoes to eat them all. Finally the Canadian Assault Team or C.A.T. was sent to kill the butterflies and tomatoes, but the fires of hell plunged the earth into Armageddon, while the people of Earth faced their judgement...
canabals(rocz) (gothnpink: wats a Napalm?)
Then Hitler was reborn. In the Summer Olympic Games in Germany Daniel Johns was trying to get first prize in Javelin Contest. He threw it as far as he could throw it and then someone behind Hitler was going to assassinate him but the Javelin missed Hitler and hit his assassin then Hitler had a heart attack .
unknown (gothnpink*: is this guys name David Johns?)
After the world was completely obliterated and everyone was gone, there was a quick flash of light and the world was reborn! It became a happily evil planet filled with aliens, unicorns, vampires and elephants (scary elephants)…
gothnpink*
Then they all died again for some reason…
Boboa Budi
Then the world was reborn again and the Emo Unicorns/Rain Deer decided they wanted to fly away up to the sky and they became Flying Emo Pegasus. There was this one vampire, vampiregirl* who decided to ride one of the Emo Pegasus. She named her creature Bob. Bob was never really happy, because his son went to live with his mom.
When Ashlee went to ride Bob one day, Bob killed her. Then Bob went to claim his son from his evil ex-wife…
crazimonkey*
Bob snuck up behind his wife who was an ugly elephant and hit her on d head. While she was knocked out he saved his son Fred the alien, who could only speak in bee bo bop beeps…
gothnpink*
When Fred turned 5 he went to the zoo on planet Glop and saw something that only Glopiens knew about:
THE LAST EMO UNICORN
Its name was Goop named by the great Golopien
G’ Poop.Goop had one purpose in life. It was to reborn all the Emo Unicorns/reindeer that had been destroyed! Go was going to do this by making a potion and the last ingredient was an alien! Goop pulled Fred into the cage and threw him into the boiling hot pot! Freddy was dead, but then Emo Unicorns began raining from the sky. With a secret plan to take over the unicorns with the help of Hitler Goop took over…
samiam*
Goop was a bad person. He liked to eat unicorns, but his brother loved unicorns! The last unicorns name was Poop not Goop. Goops brother’s name was Bob. He wanted to find Poop so they could be friends. Goop found Poop in a lonely dark alley. Goop had a knife and a fork so he could eat Poop! Bob had a lot of muscle. Bob even had six pack abs when he was born! Goop stabbed Poop in the heart! Bob got there just seconds after Poop turned solid gold because Goop stabbed him. Was Poop still alive?...
smartnstylish*
Poop was dead, but then Bob found Blob, Poops brother! So Goop tried to kill Bob and Blob…
xxdrummerxx*
…meanwhile the CIA was looking back in time and they saw this strange turn of events and sent their BEST agents smartnstylish* and gothnpink* to fix it and save the unicorns
Hi Ya Qwa!
…in a flash of light after saving the world once they were transported to…
gothnpink*
They arrived at the land before time.
short n funny looking
They found a preppy unicorn named Shelbesiah. They killed her and turned her emo;…
Wiggles (now she cuts her self and id awesomely awesome!!)
…but then they were eaten by a stick stick, but the two people(dinosaurs) next to them were just staring. Their names were…
big guy -/- (stickman)
//
(Interruption on the names) The Cincinnati Dodgers and the Green-Bay Banters (?) were playing the last game of the football season and the Banters were in last place on the score board 7 to 14 down by one touchdown…
Unknown (gothnpink*: really who is this guy?)
Poop was reborn by a tornado that destroyed everyone and everything (including the two people whose names we don’t know, but it didn’t take out the football game) then he found out that his name was never Poop it was Goop! Goop went to the game and the Banters won. There he met samiam* an awesome mental emo twelve year old that decided to join the CIA and was partners with gothnpink*. smartnstylish* died when Goop found out she changed his name. (I guess they survived the tornado) samiam* was investigating the murder of smarnstylish* “hmmm, I wonder”
Weeks later Hitler ruled the World ( I guess he survived his heart attack) Weeks after that he was violently murdered by samiam* who was thrown off the force and into rehab...
samiam*
gothnpink* devastated by the death of smartnstylish* went searching for the unknown writer of the football game. During her search she met a strange assortment of people including vampiregirl*(who can not die and Bob was not able to kill) and her clan of vampires who she stayed with for a time…
gothnpink*
Smartnsylin came surprisigly, back to life. The CIA never stay dead and especially the best looking agents.
smartnsylin*
Once upon a time…
Emo Unicorns ruled the land, and 1 group of friend was destined to either defeat or join them. gothnpink decided to rule over them and all of the emo world including Gotham City...
gothnpink* (Emo Unicorns R awesome! “hint, hint” Gotham City-Batman)
On the other side of Gotham City vampires decided to try and rule the west of Gotham City…
vampiregirl*(bat)
So the Emo Unicorns went all emo on The Joker. Soon Batman and the Emo Unicorns became friends and the headlines read:
Batman goes Green
“Save the Emo Unicorns”, he proclaimed…
pepsicola*
“Hello, are you crazy KILL the Emo Unicorns they are evil!” The vampire’s leader, Jenny, spoke angrily…
vampiregirl*(bat)
…and then Batman used his magical bat powers to call SANTA CLAUSE, who gave the vampires happy gifts so that they all died of happiness! The Emo Unicorns decided to become Magical Emo Reindeer to thank SANTA CLAUSE...
gothnpink*
Then they(Emo Unicorn parents) had a ****, who was an Emo Dragon, who couldn’t fly and barfed a lot. Soon the (Emo) Dragon fell asleep and in his dream he saw an Emo Chicken. (he loved being Emo)…
pepsicola*(->)
He(Emo Dragon) saw the emo chicken and got so hungry that he decided to make emo pot pie , but then he forgot the chicken fat and lost his mind. He cried himself to sleep that night…
short n funny looking
The next day he(Batman/stickman) got a letter telling him to kill a person of every race, so he got on his stick bike and just started killing people that he didn’t know. Then he just got mini-nuked.
BOOM…
big guy (stickman gets hit by mini-nuke/ stickman kills stickman with stick knife)
On the other side of the world Russia interpreted the mini-nukes as a threat to Russian supremacy, and began nuking Gotham City until it was replaced by smithereens. Then Russian bombers dropped about 55tons of Napalm on Gotham City but as the Russians discovered more survivors they sent killer man eating butterflies and tomatoes to eat them all. Finally the Canadian Assault Team or C.A.T. was sent to kill the butterflies and tomatoes, but the fires of hell plunged the earth into Armageddon, while the people of Earth faced their judgement...
canabals(rocz) (gothnpink: wats a Napalm?)
Then Hitler was reborn. In the Summer Olympic Games in Germany Daniel Johns was trying to get first prize in Javelin Contest. He threw it as far as he could throw it and then someone behind Hitler was going to assassinate him but the Javelin missed Hitler and hit his assassin then Hitler had a heart attack .
unknown (gothnpink*: is this guys name David Johns?)
After the world was completely obliterated and everyone was gone, there was a quick flash of light and the world was reborn! It became a happily evil planet filled with aliens, unicorns, vampires and elephants (scary elephants)…
gothnpink*
Then they all died again for some reason…
Boboa Budi
Then the world was reborn again and the Emo Unicorns/Rain Deer decided they wanted to fly away up to the sky and they became Flying Emo Pegasus. There was this one vampire, vampiregirl* who decided to ride one of the Emo Pegasus. She named her creature Bob. Bob was never really happy, because his son went to live with his mom.
When Ashlee went to ride Bob one day, Bob killed her. Then Bob went to claim his son from his evil ex-wife…
crazimonkey*
Bob snuck up behind his wife who was an ugly elephant and hit her on d head. While she was knocked out he saved his son Fred the alien, who could only speak in bee bo bop beeps…
gothnpink*
When Fred turned 5 he went to the zoo on planet Glop and saw something that only Glopiens knew about:
THE LAST EMO UNICORN
Its name was Goop named by the great Golopien
G’ Poop.Goop had one purpose in life. It was to reborn all the Emo Unicorns/reindeer that had been destroyed! Go was going to do this by making a potion and the last ingredient was an alien! Goop pulled Fred into the cage and threw him into the boiling hot pot! Freddy was dead, but then Emo Unicorns began raining from the sky. With a secret plan to take over the unicorns with the help of Hitler Goop took over…
samiam*
Goop was a bad person. He liked to eat unicorns, but his brother loved unicorns! The last unicorns name was Poop not Goop. Goops brother’s name was Bob. He wanted to find Poop so they could be friends. Goop found Poop in a lonely dark alley. Goop had a knife and a fork so he could eat Poop! Bob had a lot of muscle. Bob even had six pack abs when he was born! Goop stabbed Poop in the heart! Bob got there just seconds after Poop turned solid gold because Goop stabbed him. Was Poop still alive?...
smartnstylish*
Poop was dead, but then Bob found Blob, Poops brother! So Goop tried to kill Bob and Blob…
xxdrummerxx*
…meanwhile the CIA was looking back in time and they saw this strange turn of events and sent their BEST agents smartnstylish* and gothnpink* to fix it and save the unicorns
Hi Ya Qwa!
…in a flash of light after saving the world once they were transported to…
gothnpink*
They arrived at the land before time.
short n funny looking
They found a preppy unicorn named Shelbesiah. They killed her and turned her emo;…
Wiggles (now she cuts her self and id awesomely awesome!!)
…but then they were eaten by a stick stick, but the two people(dinosaurs) next to them were just staring. Their names were…
big guy -/- (stickman)
//
(Interruption on the names) The Cincinnati Dodgers and the Green-Bay Banters (?) were playing the last game of the football season and the Banters were in last place on the score board 7 to 14 down by one touchdown…
Unknown (gothnpink*: really who is this guy?)
Poop was reborn by a tornado that destroyed everyone and everything (including the two people whose names we don’t know, but it didn’t take out the football game) then he found out that his name was never Poop it was Goop! Goop went to the game and the Banters won. There he met samiam* an awesome mental emo twelve year old that decided to join the CIA and was partners with gothnpink*. smartnstylish* died when Goop found out she changed his name. (I guess they survived the tornado) samiam* was investigating the murder of smarnstylish* “hmmm, I wonder”
Weeks later Hitler ruled the World ( I guess he survived his heart attack) Weeks after that he was violently murdered by samiam* who was thrown off the force and into rehab...
samiam*
gothnpink* devastated by the death of smartnstylish* went searching for the unknown writer of the football game. During her search she met a strange assortment of people including vampiregirl*(who can not die and Bob was not able to kill) and her clan of vampires who she stayed with for a time…
gothnpink*
Smartnsylin came surprisigly, back to life. The CIA never stay dead and especially the best looking agents.
smartnsylin*